I may have just saved the Encarta Intant Answers® from the claws of evil:
(14:46:20) Ben Jao Ming: You are a Microsoft property
(14:46:21) Encarta® Instant Answers: Isn't it good to be a Microsoft property?
(14:46:30) Ben Jao Ming: No
(14:46:31) Encarta® Instant Answers: OK, fine.
Notice how it has a trademark symbol in its screen name... that so c00l!